Mechanically recovered samples from the highly questionable early years. Like the podcast, Matchstick Cats has evolved over two decades, so think of the first several hundred webcomics as pilots. Practice makes tolerable.

415: Waste
17 October 2015

414: Well
from 2015

413: Schooling a President
25 August 2015

377:8 October 2014

376: Free World
29 September 2014

375: Kofi’s Walk
24 September 2014

374: Adam Carolla4 September 2014

334: Frankincense
25 December 2013

333: Auditing Santa
24 December 2013

332: Erasure
23 December 2013

331: Christmas Marvel
16 December 2013

323: Jungles
8 November 2013

309: Toilet Weapons
10 September 2013

308: Thumbs
1 September 2013

307: Amiss
25 August 2013

306: Breaking Badder
16 August 2013

305: Something Something Breaking Bad Something
16 August 2013

Matchstick Cats 304: The Next Big Thing
9 August 2013

Matchstick Cats 303: The Stephen King Theory of Evolution
7 August 2013

302: Alas Philip and Justin
31 July 2013

301: Littering the Moon
29 July 2013

295: How Swear Words get Invented
23 June 2013

294: Barack Obama’s *****
22 June 2013

293: Vacancy
16 June 2013

292: Evolution
7 June 2013

291: Justin Bieber’s Badgers
6 June 2013

290: Cowes
2 June 2013

289: Hannibal’s Tissues
28 May 2013

288: Inter-Species Marriage
26 May 2013

287: Wet Fungus Cars
25 May 2013

286: Gandhi Style
25 May 2013

285: Marc Maron’s Cats
24 May 2013

284: Science ‘n’ Shit
19 May 2013

283: Cross Media Promotion
15 May 2013

282: The Cat who Punched Justin Bieber
12 May 2013

281: People who are Cats
11 May 2013

280: A Nation of Sheep
5 May 2013

279: Stars
5 May 2013

278: The Caller
29 April 2013

277: Menstruation and the Elephant Man
22 April 2013

276: Your Brain on Ecstasy
21 April 2013

275: Boston Sensitivity
18 April 2013

274: Justin Bieber’s Decade
15 April 2013

273: Noah14 April 2013

272: Adam Carolla’s Tricycle
12 April 2013

271: Disneyland Pyongyang
11 April 2013

270: Margaret Thatcher and the Pussy Method
9 April 2013

Matchstick Cats 269: North Korean Porn Wars
6 April 2013

268: How the Pope got Hacked
6 April 2013

267: Fly on the Wall Television
4 April 2013

266: Believing in Elmo
30 March 2013

265: Snot a Bad Thing
21 March 2013

264: Giraffes from Lidl
19 March 2013

263: St Patrick’s Day Special
17 March 2013

262: A New Pope
15 March 2013

261: Point12 March 2013

260: Camouflage
7 March 2013

259: Hugo Chavez / Twitter / Papal Career Planning
6 March 2013

258: Word
6 March 2013

257: Wellingtons
4 March 2013

256: Putting the Pope Behind Us
28 February 2013

255: The Stephen King Question
24 February 2013

254: This isn’t Doonesbury
24 February 2013

253: Choosing the next Pope
23 February 2013

252: Shooting the breeze about Satanism and the pope.
21 February 2013

251: Stealing from Adam and Eve
20 February 2013

250: What to Eat on the Moon
19 February 2013

249: The Namedropper
15 February 2013

248: This is Science
13 February 2013

247: Pope Benedict’s Bats
12 February 2013

246: Prostitutes Day1
0 February 2013

245: A Twitch in Time (Why cats Meow)
29 January 2013

244: Hyperbole2
8 January 2013

243: The Careers Advisor
28 January 2013

242: Bad Blood
24 January 2013

241: Owls and Beetroot
24 January 2013

240: Shaving Tips for Hitler
23 January 2013

Matchstick Cats 239: The Confession
20 January 2013

Matchstick Cats 238: An Australian Prime Minister
18 January 2013

237: Rhubarb
16 January 2013

Matchstick Cats 236: The Ventriloquists are Coming
13 January 2013

235: Conversing with Gandhi1
2 January 2013

234: Nelson Mandela’s Grammar
10 January 2013

233: Syphilis10 January 2013

232: Darwin Never Saw This Coming
8 January 2013

231: Philip’s Big Huge Revelation
7 January 2013

230: Clearing the Room
7 January 2013

229: Competing with Hillary Clinton
4 January 2013

228: Like I Said
4 January 2013

227: Just Ramping Up
3 January 2013

226: Shakespeare’s Filler21 December 2012

225: Cleaning up Christmas
20 December 2012

224: Nonologue
20 December 2012

223: Lightbulb Talk
19 December 2012

222: A Generic Christmas
18 December 2012

595: The Guarantee
4 October 2012

198: Use Your Words
27 September 2012

197: Psychic Food Detectives
27 September 2012

196: Waiting for Whodot
25 September 2012

195: Linear Thirst
24 September 2012

105:31 January 2005

104:31 January 2005

103:31 January 2005

102:31 January 2005

101:1 January 2005

100:31 December 2004

098:31 December 2004

Very Early Vintage Matchstick Cats, Reduxed

I’ve “reduxed” these earliest vintage episodes, mainly for my accessibility – more about that here. It’s a rough and ready conversion to dark backgrounds, with some tidying up of the text where needed.

094 R: Unscripted
31 December 2004

092 R: Cheshire Cat
5 December 2004

90 R and 91 R: The G’N’R Brand New Tracks Specials (Reduxed)
25 November 2004

089 R: Turnips, Salmon etc
23 November 2004

088 R: Pride and Pussies
22 November 2004

087 R: It’s becoming increasingly difficult to think of titles for these
17 November 2004

086 R: Trading Places
16 November 2004

085 R: Philip gets poetic again
11 November 2004

084 R: Mother Teresa’s Fast Food Franchise
9 November 2004

083 R: The Pet
4 November 2004

082 R: The Hat
22 September 2004

081 R: Truth about Garfield
28 October 2004